One Dozen Wal-Mart Roses

Chorus:

One Dozen Red Wal*Mart Roses,
Brought my sweetheart back to me,
One Dozen Red Wal*Mart Roses,
Wal*Mart's good for Love's Economy.

Verse:

I walked down to the Wal*Mart to buy a 12 pack,
The price had been rolled back so I strolled in,
And just behind them beers I seen them roses,
And out my bleary eyes there came a tear.

Chorus:

Verse:
Just the other night we had a quarrel,
I stayed out way too late with my old friends,
She called me a worthless piece of garbage,
But I knowed I could win her love again,

Modulation:

I took them flowers and beers back to the trailer,
I knocked upon the door, she let me in,
She cried when she seen them dozen roses,
So we popped a top and lit love's flame again.